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Australia v England: Fifth Ashes Test, The Third Day Gets Underway

The cricketers are preparing to step onto the pitch for an extended first session that will last two and a half hours. Should Travis Head remain at the crease by the lunch break, Australia will be strapped into the driving seat.

A Pink Outpouring of Support

It’s Jane McGrath Day at the SCG, with spectators adorned in pink in support of the McGrath Foundation. The occasion commemorates the charity's dedication to offering support for cancer patients.

A fan dressed in all pink arrives at the Sydney Cricket Ground.

On-Field Tensions Bubble Over

It was hard to know whether it was a message to Australia or his own bowlers. England's captain concluded a frustrating second evening in Sydney by swapping words out in the middle with Marnus Labuschagne. Appearing to respond to a comment by Labuschagne, Stokes was heard saying “shut the fuck up” at the end of the over. He subsequently approached and placed a hand on the batsman's shoulder to continue the exchange.

As the umpires moved in, the England skipper departed following a brief pat. Under ICC regulations, Stokes potentially faces sanction for “inappropriate physical contact”.

The Spin Debate Ignites Anew

When Shane Warne called his biography No Spin, it wasn’t a recommendation. Speaking for the dead is unacceptably presumptuous, but his record in life was loud and clear in supporting fellow spinners. Sides should always retain a spin bowling option was his frequent argument.

Loyalty to a bowling type isn't the sole consideration. His old teammate Jason Gillespie had the same view watching the fifth Ashes Test. “You need that variety,” he said on radio.

The hosts lacked that option. Instead, they had a trio of pace specialists, two all-rounders used in puzzling roles and some token part-time bowling. They had an England innings that was allowed to pull away, with substantial partnerships while Joe Root went on to his top score in Australia of 160 and England their best total in the Ashes, 384.

It could have been advantageous to turn to specialist spin when Root and Harry Brook were settling in. It would have been helpful to save Mitchell Starc from bowling a fourth spell.

Setting the Scene for Day Three

Hello and welcome to live coverage of the third day's play in Sydney. There’s a big first session coming, but it’s impossible to escape the end-of-term feeling that has characterized this Test so far.

We’re used to anticlimactic final Tests, particularly when England play in Australia. This feels flatter than the rest, mainly because there was such expectation. Two inconsequential matches? It defies our predictions ahead of the 2025-26 Ashes.

There isn’t even the jeopardy of a potential whitewash; the outcome will be either 4-1 or 3-2 to Australia. Right here, right now, a 4-1 scoreline appears probable. An underwhelming display with the ball from England allowed Australia to charge to 166 for two, trailing by 218 runs, in only 34.1 overs. Travis Head is 91 not out from 87 balls; the nightwatchman Michael Neser has scored a single from fifteen deliveries.

Neser was struck nastily on the elbow near the end of play, a reminder that this pitch – though largely good for batting – is on the capricious side. If England, particularly Matthew Potts, find their length this morning they could reignite the contest.

In the context of the match, the morning's play is vital. It’s just that the match isn’t as big as we hoped.

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